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January 17th,
2012 2:32 am
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What the FUCK was that.
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December 11th,
2011 12:44 am
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When it's quiet, it's just cause you kids are all up to no good. When it's loud, it's just cause the adults are up to no good. Can't get a real bit of peace around this goddamn place.
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October 20th,
2011 10:17 pm
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Alright folks, here's what needs to happen. Mansion's in lockdown mode. All students, staff, and residents who are here right now need to stay inside the building unless you got a real important reason to leave and a team member going with you. We're putting the grounds on high alert.
Megan didn't leave the grounds by herself and as far as our cameras picked up, she may have been taken by someone against her will, so we're gonna make damn sure it doesn't happen to anyone else. Hang tight.
( Private to X-Teams. )
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August 26th,
2011 12:57 am
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As some of you all mighta picked up, we got ourselves a mission coming up. It's gonna take a lot of us, and we took volunteers from the teams already. Not everyone's going. Some of them are staying behind to keep the mansion safe, make sure nobody gets any bright ideas about waltzing in here while we're all off helping another universe. So you're still gonna be protected. Don't worry about that.
Rogue and Kieran are in charge until Remy and I are back. Don't give em a hard time. We all got enough to worry about without you kids making more trouble.
( Private to X-Men/X-Factor/X-Force/X-Caliber/X-Ternals/Guest Teammates. )
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August 8th,
2011 2:14 pm
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Everyone just sit the hell down and hang tight. No liquor runs, no bar hopping, no goddamn nonsense right now. We're gonna figure out the clothes situation fast, trade with whoever you can if you gotta and we'll pass out gym clothes if you don't have any options.
( Private to X-Men/X-Factor/X-Force. )
( Private to Angel/Abby separately. )
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June 16th,
2011 7:47 am
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I really can't leave anything lying around here, jesus. I put a case of beer on the counter and walked away for ten minutes and it's gone. So whoever took it, you got ten minutes grace to get it back on the counter without trouble, or else I'll come and hunt you down.
( Private to Faculty/Residents. )
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February 14th,
2011 12:33 am
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Happy Valentine's Day.
Now I promised some lovely ladies I'd keep them company today so I'll be back later. Don't cause any goddamn trouble tonight of all nights or I will not be happy about having to come all the way back here just to straighten things out.
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January 2nd,
2011 11:39 pm
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All right everyone, important update here. Read this damn message before you start freaking out. We are not under attack. I repeat, we are not under attack. Nate Grey is on our back lawn and he likes to make a big entrance when he crosses between universes. I'm sure he's sorry about knocking us all out but there's nothing we can do about it. Anyway, he's got his team with him. Seems like it's about half people who went with him from here and half people from there who came back with him. The point being, they're all welcome guests. They just rolled in from hell and they're gonna be staying in the visitors wing, settling in, doing whatever.
Things you people need to remember: we treat our guests with respect and don't screw around with them. They're pretty much goddamn heroes in their world and they deserve to be treated like any other resident we got.
If you knew the people who took off with Nate, I think they're gonna be fine with you going to welcome them back. Just don't swarm like ants, give 'em some room.
They'll be getting handhelds and all that crap soon enough.
( Private to X-Teams. )
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November 26th,
2010 12:19 pm
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After-Thanksgiving recovery is in the common room. BYOB.
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October 29th,
2010 12:56 pm
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Where the hell did Mona go, anyone seen her? She was supposed to be in Cal's room.
Not my goddamn fault if my phone was on vibrate and she wandered off to
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October 5th,
2010 7:48 pm
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I'm covering Cal's Beginner, Intermediate, and Advanced Combat classes until he gets back. Lucky for you all. So no more sitting in with the PE class. Show up on time.
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May 11th,
2010 9:25 am
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Can you put music on these phones? Someone has to show me how. I need one of those mini pod things all you kids have.
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October 17th,
2009 4:05 am
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False fire alarm, folks. Cigar's out now though. Think your fancy security system sprinklers made sure of that.
Anyone got water powers? The couch needs drying out.
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September 13th,
2009 8:20 pm
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So much for the fucking buddy system. I turn around for one second and Rahne's gone into thin air. I'm telling you, no one's snatching them unless they're doing it from a distance. There's no tracks, no sound, no scent -- nothing.
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July 14th,
2009 2:59 am
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Are you all out of your goddamn minds? This place is like a circus.
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June 4th,
2009 9:01 pm
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So we get these fancy uniforms with big fat targets marking us all over and have to show up in the Danger Room a few times a month, but what the hell do these teams actually do? You rescue kittens out of trees or something when there's no big bad Brotherhood schemes to take down?
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May 13th,
2009 6:11 pm
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Someone help me out here. What day is today?
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